Mortality messages
This dialogue appears randomly to add flavor to the game. Discovered Mortalities are tracked in profile stats, and your personal discovered Mortalities can be seen from a link there. There are 27 Mortality messages as of July, 2026.
The usual full log pattern is:
<Standard attack message>, <Mortality message>. <They/You/It die(s)>.
Congratulations! You found the <Mortality name> MORTALITY!
Mortalities
| Name |
Acquisition |
Message
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| Dead By Dawn |
Kill anyone inside the Evil Cabin |
suddenly an invisible force slams <target> against the wall hard enough to splinter the wood, leaving a dark imprint that slowly seeps outward like rot. The cupboards in the cabin open and close by themselves, the deer head display begins laughing, before the room suddenly goes eerily silent, <target> now lies crumpled in a heap, and the cabin settles back into silence.
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| Deep Fried |
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sending them flying backwards. With a sickening thud, <target> land face-first in a vat of boiling oil in the deep fryer. The violent impact sends a plume of steam and bubbling oil into the air, and they scream in agony as their flesh sizzles and blisters on contact.
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| Destruction Manual |
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then pull a particularly old and worn book from the shelves. You crack open the book and begin to read arcane passages until a strange wind begins to blow. A tremendous Elder God rises from the pages and strikes <target> with a bolt of pure darkness before disappearing in a burst of flame.
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| Final Rest |
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sending <target> sprawling across the soaked grass between the gravestones. The impact cracks an old headstone, and the ground beneath it caves with a groan. <target> scrambles to their feet, but the earth gives way completely, swallowing them into the open grave below. Soil collapses in after, smothering them beneath wet dirt and shattered stone. The grave settles flat again, as if nothing had stirred at all.
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| Freaky Clean |
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causing them to stumble into a strange high-tech chamber. As the doors pneumatically close, a mechanized voice begins a short countdown. <target> struggles to escape as a sudden flash of light emanates from within. They die. After a few moments, the doors open to reveal a charred, highly cleansed corpse.
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| Gross Malpractice |
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sending them flying face-first into a glass cabinet filled with operating instruments and chemicals! As their body is lacerated by shards of glass, the breaking bottles within create an awful-smelling mist. <target> collapses to the floor with a bevy of sharpened instruments jutting from their flesh.
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| Hidden Character |
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knocking them into fighting arcade game that suddenly blinks to life. A strange electrical silhouette forms and begins to pummel them with a series of lightning-fast martial arts blows. With a finishing uppercut, <target> is sent soaring onto a bed of spikes suspended from the ceiling. They die. as the body falls to the floor, the spikes and silhouette blink out of existence with a computerized beep.
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| High Noon |
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sending them flying backward through a swinging saloon door, knocking over a table covered in playing cards for a poker game. Cards scatter like confetti, whiskey bottles shatter on impact, and <target> crashes into a piano, getting impaled on a now broken piano leg.
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| I Got Wood |
Kill anyone in a park? |
throwing them onto a nearby bench. As they land, a nearby tree collapses on them, crushing <target> in a shower of blood and splinters.
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| Junk Through Da Trunk |
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which sends them flying toward a pile of miscellaneous junk. <target> is skewered on rusty, jagged metal with a tremendous spray of gore.
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throwing them into the projection room where overloaded reels go berserk as <target>'s body makes contact. Celluloid film catches fire, a projector explodes, and <target> is immolated in a flash of fire and falling movie reels.
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Auto Shops? |
sending them staggering backward into a half-lifted car on the service rack. The impact rattles the support arms, and a shrill creak cuts through the air. A split second later, the hydraulics give way with a metallic snap. The car slams down onto <target> in a deafening crunch of steel and bone, shaking the entire shop.
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