Mortality messages

This dialogue appears randomly to add flavor to the game (possible collectable in the future) The admin has advised there are approximately 10 Mortality messages as of July, 2024

"You crack a zombie with your Baseball Bat for 4 damage to the chest, throwing them onto a nearby bench. As they land, a nearby tree collapses on them, crushing a zombie in a shower of blood and splinters. They die. Congratulations! You found the I Got Wood MORTALITY!"

"You gnaw on player1 with your Teeth for 4 damage to the leg, regaining 3 HP, causing them to stumble into a strange high-tech chamber. As the doors pneumatically close, a mechanized voice begins a short countdown. player1 struggles to escape as a sudden flash of light emanates from within. They die. After a few moments, the doors open to reveal a charred, highly cleansed corpse. Congratulations! You found the Freaky Clean MORTALITY!"

"You gnaw on player1 with your Teeth for 4 damage to the arm, spreading your disease, then pull a particularly old and worn book from the shelves. You crack open the book and begin to read arcane passages until a strange wind begins to blow. A tremendous Elder God rises from the pages and strikes player1 with a bolt of pure darkness before disappearing in a burst of flame. They die. Congratulations! You found the Destruction Manual MORTALITY!"

"You devastate The Cursed Pharaoh with your Sawed Off Shotgun for 6 damage to the leg, which sends them flying toward a pile of miscellaneous junk. The Cursed Pharaoh is skewered on rusty, jagged metal with a tremendous spray of gore. It dies. Congratulations! You found the Junk Through Da Trunk MORTALITY!"

"You blast player1 with your Assault Rifle for 10 damage to the chest, sending them flying face-first into a glass cabinet filled with operating instruments and chemicals! As their body is lacerated by shards of glass, the breaking bottles within create an awful-smelling mist. player1 collapses to the floor with a bevy of sharpened instruments jutting from their flesh. They die. Congratulations! You found the Gross Malpractice MORTALITY!"

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Clothing diffhist −8,368 Graan Zanz talk contribs (Nobody needs a full list of the cosmetic clothing in the game. Nobody wants the job of populating the lists set up here. I am removing them. Undo my work if you want the job!)