Burchell Arms Regulars

The Burchell Arms Regulars

The Burchell Arms, was, before all this nonsense happened, a pretty bog-standard pub, done in the English style in the city of Malton, with a couple of bald thumb-shaped fellas stood outside, smoking, a couple of faded posters for long-gone drinks deals and the like.

Opening the doors, back then, you would have been hard-pressed to find a friendly welcome. For the landlady was an aggressive sort, who ruled the pub with an iron fist inside a glove made of sandpaper, who didn't brook nonsense, and wanted her patrons to exist firmly under her heel.

Then she got eaten by zombies. And so did most of the patrons.

Boy, was that a bloomin day and a half?!

Anyways, a lot of history happened, and The Burch (as it was known) was taken over by progressively friendlier management, who did what they had to do to provide a haven against the ravening hordes. And the zombies. And so, the Burchell Arms Regulars were born.

And actually did quite well. Yes, on occasion they were a bit mischievous, and sometimes they dabbled in criminality, venality and pushed the realms of reality to boot. And The Burchell Arms kept them in delicious beer, and gin, and communion wine, and flirtinis...

And then the place got NUKED.

That was a huge downer. A number of the regulars had taken to burrowing their way through the labyrinthine cellars over the weeks and months prior to the bombs dropping - creating a boat to sail the Booze River to safety

In fact, half the gang ended up in Grime City - god alone knows where the rest of 'em are, although I don't think it's any coincidence a few of the booze crates went missing when the river got a bit choppy

Now? Now we're here to get our priorities straight, namely....

To find somewhere I can have a wee
Somewhere with reasonably priced drinks
Oh, to win that coveted CAMRA award back that went up in flames when the bombs dropped
To protect the Burch, and the punters therein, from the ravages of zombies/vampires/humans (delete as applicable)

So what are we like

As in life, we're all very different, but with one overriding value, we love a drink and a natter. As such, membership of the Burchell Arms Regulars is varied, we tend towards the living as their drinks are generally cheaper, and less full of brains, but we do have dead members of the team, and they get their round in, so we'll have no arguments.

We do have a fairly strict moral code, however, we don't like villains, and cheats, or bounders, cads, mountebanks, second-storey men, fraudsters, racists, bigots, homophobes, transphobes and the only phobe we stand for, is the one who used to be in Friends and who had the smelly cat - 90s reference!! Sorry... and our Knights Watchmen will go at these sort of thugs and nobheads with all the gusto they can muster - which is a lot

Anyhow, should you wish to chat, they've managed to find an old pub, out in the east, and, with some polish, and a flamethrower, managed to get the place looking just like... the beautiful, magnificent, amazing... Burchell Arms . They also have a message facility, simply click hereand leave a note in our pigeonhole. I said PIGEONhole, you filthy beast

So what do you do?

Well, point one would be trying to write the quiz questions, point two would be to revive those who want it, point three would be to SORT OUT THOSE BLOODY CADES, point four would be to protect the weak (comatose drunkards included) and, above all else, to have a hoot whilst doing it. We love a blether, and a carouse, and a bit of 'bantz'.

Saying all that, we do uphold Biertag, the sacred day of St Arnold, the patron saint of beer every July 8, if you promise to leave your guns, ammo, fangs and sharp pointy fingers at the door, come along and join the festivities!

Sounds like my kind of thing, how do I sign up, and why would I?

It's easy - you could simply just change your group affiliation to Burchell Arms Regulars. But we'd prefer it if you came to have a chat with us... we like to chat. Come and visit us at one of our Disco nights or our Discord. You choose.

NB we do not engage in 'bantz'. Just for the record.

In Game Events

Biertag 8th of July 2025 @ Grand Temple of Bhaal

At the turn of the new day, Regulars with friends and foes gathered at the Temple of Bhaal to commemorate the great Saint Arnold.